Oh, New York, New York, let me count the wonderful ways that you’ve affected (infected) me:
- possibly cancer
- nut butter from hell
- 5 decrepit flights of stairs every time I want to venture out of my apartment
- showers in a slight trickle of water that sometimes disapparates altogether suddenly, usually right when I’ve just lathered up the dome
- dulled hearing
- an inability to relate to anyone outside of New York
Oh yes! This is why we love it here, people. We love it cuz it just hurts so good.