You know, whenever I check my blog stats, I am always perturbed to find that there are always the same search strings that lead people to my site, and they generally consist of something like, “nature porn,” or “porn in nature,” simply because I entitled one post Nature Porn, in reference not to outdoor humping, but to the commercialization of nature as embodied by Yosemite National Park. It’s just frankly weird, that men (I assume they are men, but perhaps I am being sexist?) out there are doing daily multiple searches for “nature porn.” Who cares in what environment the porn takes place? You’re just watching other people have sex. Is it that you are turned on only when the sex act takes place next to the phallic imagery of trees, or by the verdent spread of grass? Or is this some kind of weird environmentalist impulse? Do people also do searches for “industrial porn,” or “office porn,” or “yacht porn”? (I guess I’ll find out from my blog stats soon enough.)
If you’ve hit upon this post because you were querying “nature porn”, perhaps you could take a second before continuing on with your research to clue the rest of the world in to this mysterious erotic fetish.