You know when a full-grown adult cuts you in the Southwest line when it starts moving, after you’ve already been standing there for a half hour, and then some dipshit that’s been sitting there next to the line suddenly gets up and decides that just cuz he’s been sitting there on his lazy hindquarters for an hour that he deserves to cut in front of you? You know what I’m talking about? This is the time when it comes to do your civic duty. People are always talking about saving the planet by feeding Somolians or reducing your intake of hydrogenated oils and stuff like that. But really, what it comes down to is that when you’ve got to step up and defend the common good in your everyday life, you’d best step up and lay down the discipline good. Cuz we all know there’s a lot of motherfuckers out there that just have never been smacked a good one cross their face by their mommys. They’ve whined and cheated and gotten their spoiled way all of their lives, and they think they deserve to cut you in line. Oh no they don’t. They don’t deserve nothing. And how many times have you watched these spoiled little brats getting their way, with nary a peep from the rest of the sheep? It’s about time that people like you, citizen, began speaking up for your rights and human decency and defending justice and laying down the smackdown. Because if you don’t, then who will?
I’m even privy to outfitting Honda Civics and Subaru Legacies with bullhorns and electronic scroll banner signs and speaking your mind publicly and in an amplified manner when other drivers, especially douche-bags with small penises in their Hummers and SUVs, drive in an undignified and idiotic manner. It’s about time that people understood how stupid they were.
I mean, really. The fact that most Americans are inane, docile, and completely oblivious is simply due to the fact that not many people ever openly criticize them. It’s rare, other than in NYC, that you hear complete strangers ripping you a new one. It’s edifying to be criticized by your peers, to be reminded of when you are stepping out of line.
All of this stems, of course, from the raising of the children. I’ve witnessed a lot of interactions of rich moronic parents with their spoiled children, and I can guarantee that these moronic parents are dooming their spoiled children to a life of further indifference and waste. All because these parents were too prissy to use the smackdown when it became necessary. They allow their children to become tyrannical monsters, and these very same children will someday cut you off in line, or move into your lane without signaling, or build a 3 story house that cuts off your ocean view. Yes, all because they were never told, firmly, and with authority, “NO.” If we all started speaking up more often, then we might instill a little decency and commonsense ethics into the populace. Bit by bit. Supermarket by supermarket. Freeway by freeway. It’s time that we stood up for our rights.