Cellphones = Selective Birth Control

So a study just came out saying that men who use cellphones more than 4 hours a day could be rendered infertile. Meaning that all those executive men who walk around all day talking corporate blather on their cellphones will not bear children on this earth. That sounds pretty good to me. Keep using ’em, suits!

Author: manderson

I live in NYC.

3 thoughts on “Cellphones = Selective Birth Control”

  1. Ah, the sensitivity astounds me. What if that CEO of some god-forsaken bio-engineering company has a lovely child who is absolutely disgusted by the path their father has chosen and uses their trust fund to found some amazing not-for-profit organization that distributes yummy fruits and vegetables to communities that can’t eat their own crops because of toxic water? What happens if that child was never conceived!!!

  2. I’m thinking of getting rid of the damn celly meself. I don’t even like talking on the phone, come to think of it. It comes in handy every once in a blue baboon, but I don’t think it’s worth paying 45 bones per month anymore.

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